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• "Baby, if I was Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought."
• "Oh my, you must be on your way somewhere very special. No way anyone looks as good as you do everyday!"
• "You must be lost cause I have never seen anyone so beautiful here before."
• "You have something on your backside...my eyes."
• "I can't dance, but I'd love to hold you while you do."
• "I have two words for you and they are both HUBBA."
• "I'm not feeling myself today... mind if I feel you?"
• "I have been looking for somebody just like you to leave my estate to."
• "Judging from your cover, I'd like to read the book."
• "You can kiss heaven good-by cause it's got to be a sin to look that good."
• "Could you please step away from the bar? Your melting the ice!"
• "Hi, would you like to come to my house and jump on my waterbed? It needs to have the chemicals mixed up."
• Hi baby, have you been eating Frosted Flakes? Cause, you bring out the tiger in me!"
• "If I could be anything, I'd be one of your tears. To be born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips."
• "Excuse me, do you have the time? Because believe me, I have the energy."
• "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going?"
• "If it was a crime to be beautiful, I'd have you arrested."
• "Do you know karate? Cause you're butt kickin!"
• "I am young and single, so let's mingle."
• "Oh, I'm sorry I thought that was a braille name tag."
• "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
• "Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away."
• "I may not be the best looking man here, but I am the only one talking to you."
• "Girl you look so sweet, I get a toothache just looking at you."
• "Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
• "You know you could save money on grocceries if you come home with me."
• "If you were words on paper you'd be the FINE print."
• "Hi, I'm a mechanic, You've got a great body. Can I check under the hood?"
• "I don't know angels start work this early."
• "You're on my list of things to do tonight."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Damn Girl, you look like you're on fire! Lets stop, drop and roll!"
• "There must be a rainbow today, because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"
• "Girl you must be a terrorist... because you are the BOMB"
• "Come on baby I got more game than Milton Bradley."
• "You must be butter, cuz you're on a roll."
• "Honey, do you fool around? No, well, will you hold still while I do?"
• "Have you ever seen an angel wrapped in plastic? NO. May I see your drivers License?"
• "Was you father a boxer? Cuz, You're a knock out!"
• "If McDonalds named a sandwich after you it would be McGeorgeous."
• "If looking good were a crime, you'd be doing life."
• "Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be."
• "Hi Cutie, are you good with directions? I was wondering if you could show me the way to your heart?"
• "Can I give you my number just in case Hell does freeze over?"
• "Baby,do fries come with that shake?"
• "Your last name must be Gillette cuz you're the best a man can get!"
• "Do you have a license to drive me this crazy?"
• "They say angels walk the earth ?. seeing you I now believe."
• "If you're rich, I'm single!"
• "Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
• "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
• "Damn, I thought 'very-fine' only came in a bottle!"
• "Lick your finger, touch your shirt, then touch the other person's shirt and say "Let's get out of these wet clothes."
• "Are your legs tired? They should be, you've been running through my mind all night!"
• "Nice lipstick. Can I taste It."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten(10) I see."
• "Baby, I am like chocolate pudding, I may look like crap but I am actually sweet as hell."
• "Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?"
• "Here I am! Now you have two wishes left!"
• "Baby, I may not be Fred Flintstone - but I could make your BEDROCK."
• "(With big puppy-dog eyes) If I followed you home would you keep me!!!"
• "Baby, you must be a speeding ticket... 'cause you got FINE written all over you."
• "Have dinner with me tonight... and I'll fix you breakfast in the morning."
• "Are those space pants you have on? Because your butt looks out of this world!"
• "Was your father a thief? Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?!"
• "Guy: Do you know CPR? Girl: Yes, why? Guy: Because your beauty is about to give me a heart attack!"
• "Hi, I'm single, I'm free and I just lost 160lbs. of ugly fat. I divorced my wife."
• "Hi! I have money."
• "Hi, I'm single, I'm free and I just lost 160lbs. of ugly fat. I divorced my wife."
• "Honey, you are so beautiful, I would lick the floor at the subway station for a date with you."
• "Honey, you're so fine - I'd drink your bath water."
• "How would you like to "go half" on a baby?"
• "I know milk does a body good, but girl, how much you been drinkin'?!"
• "I seem to have lost my teddybear - can you please take his place?"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
• "If I told you that you have a good body, would you hold it against me?"
• "Let me guess you're a professional model? No, well I apologize, anyone as pretty as you should be."
• "No one should worry if the sun should burn out, because your beauty would sustain the light."
• "Pardon me, but aren't you who I've been looking for?"
• "That's a very nice outfit you have on. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!"
• "With long legs like yours you don't need high heels."
• "You have more curves than the Pennsylvania Turnpike."

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